Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...