Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...