When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...