Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...