Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...