Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...