Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....