Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...