Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...