Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!