A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...