Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
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One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
worm’s favorite band
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GRAVITY KILLS
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