Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...