Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″