Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...