The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Spelling checker
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Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...