The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...