They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...