Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...