Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...