Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...