Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...