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Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
A Shorty
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This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...