Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...