What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...