What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...