Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”