Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!