The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...