Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...