Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...