God Quotes
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New Barbie Doll
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Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
I have a Microsoft waiter
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The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...