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This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
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A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
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