A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...