Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.