Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
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Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...