Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!