Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...