Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...