We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...