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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
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You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
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After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
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Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
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Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...