Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...