At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...