The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...