One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...