Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...