Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...