Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...