I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
tarantula with a rose?
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a dyslexic man walks into a…
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At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...