Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Ten years on a deserted island
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A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
The family of tomatoes
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Tombstone Epitaph IV
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How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...