A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...